On your marks, get set......... Fuck Off Beaker!

You just aren't cool unless you have played Beaker races on twitter. It's a simple game yet carries intense competition bitter rivalries. But before that I should explain the rules.

It all started with a likeness. Ed Miliband, second in command of the Labour party behind Len McCluskey, has the look of Beaker, the startled scientist from the Muppet show. They sound alike as well, that irritating whine that bores into your brain making you want to shoot yourself, Beaker does it too.

Ed addresses the Labour party conference

The race started the moment @Ed_Miliband tweets and the winner has to comment first with the simple line "Fuck off Beaker". The sport has been dominated by one man, @Skip_Licker, and he shows no signs of releasing his crown. Just this week he bagged 4 in a row

@Ed_Miliband fuck off beaker
— Lord Skip Licker VC (@Skip_Licker) November 21, 2013

@Ed_Miliband fuck off again beaker
— Lord Skip Licker VC (@Skip_Licker) November 21, 2013

@Ed_Miliband fuck off beaker!
— Lord Skip Licker VC (@Skip_Licker) November 21, 2013

@Ed_Miliband no really. Fuck off beaker.
— Lord Skip Licker VC (@Skip_Licker) November 21, 2013

@WollMcHoebag Is the great pretender to the crown, bagging a few wins along the way. More often than not though he ends up feeling like this.

FUCK YOU SKIP!
— Will (@WillMcHoebag) November 21, 2013

Second again, for fuck sake!! :(
— Will (@WillMcHoebag) November 21, 2013

I want you all to challenge Skip's dominance in this mightiest of events because, to be honest, Skip's a twat. Like Vettel he is lucky, not brilliant, and I want to see him lose! However I see this as a growing sport and have some suggestions on how to extend the franchise.

Ball bagging - Whenever @edballsmp tweets reply with his most famous tweet content in return, simply "Ed Balls".

Flabbott baiting - Whenever @HackneyAbbott tweets reply first with "Would you like chips with that?"

And finally, Jonesing - When @OwenJones84 tweets say what you like, you're probably blocked. 

Got any good game suggestions? Put the details in the comments and lets have a laugh.

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